What Even Is This Blog

It’s wild coming back to tumblr after a few years hiatus cause it’s just like-

They don’t want a scientist who makes educated guesses. They want someone who sounds authoritative to confirm the assumptions that they already have.

kiddinsdeluxe:

puncromancer:
chiqitadave:
puncromancer:
chiqitadave:
:/ i wish “bad guy” by billie eilish came out 7 years ago :(
explain
:)

teaboot:

teaboot:
nor-ahoy:
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ballsalsda:
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enderlordisadumbusername:
teaboot:
When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period “moon time” or “her monthlies” or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I’m a dad I think I’m gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can’t roughouse right now, it’s Werewolf Week
“one of my moms”
*points finger*
child of lesbiabs
I actually have six parents and three moms total but they’re all straight as far as I’m aware
Polyamorous parents or divorce?
Turbo divorce
What the heck is a turbo divorce?
It’s when you end up with six parents
I feel like we drifted from the original post a little so I’d like to reiterate that I am gonna tell my kids I’m a werewolf

ladyshinga:

anexperimentallife:

misqnon:

for some of my mutuals this is the only type of direct interaction we’ve ever had in like. 8+ years of following each other

Finally back after an accidental multi-year hiatus woohoo. Had to delete the app cause I had no space on my phone and now I have 256 GB and a need for chaos

molluscarab:

I love finding fringe flame wars that I have no reason to know about